Just for a smile..

by Pink Dust Thu Oct 08, 2009 4:20 am

Mathematics from a strict mathematical point of view::

What makes 100% ?
What does it mean to give more than 100% ?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100% ?

We have all been to those lame ass meetings where someone wants you to give more than 100% !

Well, here is the formula ::

IF A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,P,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y,Z
is represented as ::
1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23,24,25,26

Then ::

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
but
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
and
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

and look how far ass kissing will take you...

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

SO...one can conclude with mathematical certainty that, while hard work and knowledge will get you close, and attitude will get you there, it's ******** and ass kissing that will get you over the top!